In case you havenat noticed, Kobe Bryant doesnat escape much anymore. Cooped up all day long in a bed, Kobeas only connection with the non-medical world has been via the interweb. Tweets. Instagram photographs. 3 AM incoherent medicine induced Facebook status changes. Ahem. Slowly but surely, heas going insane. Who could blame him, though? He should be upsetting the lackluster Spurs at this time. He should really be making that odd experience he makes when he gets excited. He must be distracting horrible shooters. Alas, he is reserved to publishing his feelings on line. Post. Article. Post. Article. Article. Article. a Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) April 21, 2013 Currently, Kobe is live-tweeting the Laker game like a fan. Itas really very cool to see how enthusiastic he clearly is about observing the playoffs a the first time heas done so since the 2004-05 a' and possibly the first time heas done so with a interest since his father played inside them 30 years back. I imagine him sitting there, in his Craftmatic adjustable sleep, waving a pennant, carrying Lakers pajamas, noshing on popcorna. Then he Instagrams this TMI blast. #sexynurse bath prepping the leg for me. Canat get stitches moist but still gotta clean my assa instagram.com/p/YW3aTfxNpd/ a Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) April 21, 2013 Now I know what youare thinking. aOMG Kobe Bryant poops!a Obviously he does. Experts estimate that close to 70% of people do. But the problem must certanly be why? Why have you been cleaning your own ass? Why canat the pretty nurse clean your ass? Youare Kobe Bryant. You could get a surgeon to wipe your butt. Jack Nicholson. Hell, Jack Nicklaus. Exactly why is this an issue in your life? This insufficient sanitation is actually affecting his mood. Always check out this agressive-ass-related-tweet directed at his teammates. If I was there right now what I would say? aPau get r ass on the block and donat go till u get ita #realtalk a Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) April 21, 2013 How about you receive your ass to a shower/stop talking about bums therefore much. It looks like weekly, thereas some price about you referencing someone elseas butt. A better way should be found by you to show your self, considering you and butts have a past. Weall keep you current if things get weirder from here. H/T TheNBALotteryPick.com Your Ultimate Guide to Fantasy Soccer Xcellence. Check it out! Your mind will be blown by this Derrick Rose print. Do not believe us? Check it out in the shop. Zach Harper Heather Cox should not be interviewing Pop because he won't be curt with her. Frank Mottram Wine sampling and moving. @ Elkin Creek Vineyard http://t.co/bCWY8PCtxA Chris Mortensen If no Fisher or Joeckel, probably Ansah or trade if they can RT @PureMaize: What do u think the lions will do at pk 5. Deal down or stay? Zach Lowe Love Pop getting Manu on Jamison. Works for the Spurs on both ends, as LAL had trouble finding him in change there. Bill Plaschke Sore-legged Ginobli went out of locker room early in the next quarter..he missed start of 2nd half..but he's rarely missed because
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