Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Tim Lincecum Takes A Nasty Spill While Doing That Thing He Does 90 To 110 Times A Game

Tim Lincecum has a vicious motion that defies several laws of human mechanics. Apparently he lost his footing because of some loose dirt on the mound, but I'd venture a guess that by virtue of lunging a distance off the mound equivalent to 120% of his height, he dramatically increases the likelihood of falling on his ass. To add insult to injury, The Rockies pitcher, Tyler Chatwood, singled in the runner who was moved over to second on the balk (ya, falling off the mound like a dingdong is a balk).

Zach Harper Male jumping spider tried picking up a female. She killed him because he didn't court her right with a dance. They're just like us

Zach Harper Owls hunting grasshoppers. I hope they choke on them. I hate owls. Worst creature imaginable. They'd kill you if given the chance.

Link: Abidal: "I wanted to keep playing in the boat, but the club looks so different"

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